The startling news came in a form of sms from Kum. It read something like this:

Kum: Kar Yau crash motor…

Now ladies and gentlemen, when you want to convey such news please DO NOT limit yourself to 4 words only and end with “…” because a human mind works in the most peculiar way to assume the worst case scenario. Without further elaboration, Kha Loon and I thought we lost our beloved Yau Yau or he was in the ICU wrapped up like a mummy with severe injuries.

Much to our relieve we found out, following a phone call, that our little Yau Yau did not only survive the crash but was still able to look at pretty girls (2 to be precise) later that day and described to us in detail when we went for dinner.

Before dinner, Kum has assumed the role of a medical officer to nurse Yau Yau. One particular first aid skill he performed on Yau Yau amazes me! He dabbed iodine with loose cottons and as a result much of the cotton stuck to the wound on Yau Yau’s palm, and he had the knack to tell Yau Yau it would be fine. When I first saw his tended wound, I thought when his wound heals he’s going to have a portion of his palm with skin and cotton fused together. Maybe long enough, with enough sunshine and sweat, cotton trees might grow right from his little palm. So after dinner, we convinced forced Yau Yau to remove all the cottons that were pretty much by then part of his palm system.

This was what happen in the ER. The production detail:

Director: Lee Teik Hui

Tool: my JitChak

Set: A dingy apartment in PV 5

Production Date: 30th May 2008, Saturday

Genre: Mockumentary, Horror

Synopsis: Very wrong way of first aid to remove cottons that have pretty much fused into Yau Yau’s wound on his palm. Did Yau Yau make it at the end of the day?

Rating: 18-PL for torture and semi-frontal nudity (of a boy’s man’s body) scenes

Cast: Yau Yau as the subject being experimented on; Kha Loon as the torturer; Kum as the nurse

CD no. 1

Half way through the torture, Yau Yau was having second thought whether we were doing the right thing. So he phoned his supposedly first aid wiz friend for opinion. Unfortunately for him, his friend ask him to continue on what he was doing.

The torture continues…

CD no. 2

Did Yau Yau make it?

Yes, the determined Yau Yau made it alive. His wound was detached of all the cottons. My advice to him was “please wear helmet the next time”. He was riding without helmet. Lucky for him, he did not have any injuries on his head.  He was glad that he has no scratch on his leng chai face.

Yea.. much better now. That poor guy has other wounds – on his chin, calfs and on the elbow. Hope our Yau Yau can heal fast and be pretty boy again soon