If a stranger offer you 20% of USD 8 million would you be interested? That translates to a freaking USD 1.6 million! Want or not? Want or not?

Of course I want la… Never a sane person would pass a USD 1.6 million cheque. That would akin to passing out a chance to go to the outer space just for the heck of leaving a mark “Teik Was Here” on a piece of Mars rock. If I hadn’t been reading about scams infesting the world wide web, I would have replied to this generous Mr. Hassan bin Millionaire the moment I read the email he sent to me. I don’t know how he came to know about my existence. Ha! Speaking of the danger of revealing too much information on the WWW! This is what bin Millionaire wrote to me:

From: Mr Hassan Malik Khalid.
As you read this, don’t feel sorry for me (why would I ?), because it is the destiny of everyman to die someday (oh..man of wisdom konon…). I am Mr,Hassan Malik Khalid (bin millionaire) a naturalised Briton by birth and a business merchant based in the United Kingdom (like I care… you sounded like Osama’s friend). I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer (oooohh…too bad…).
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live (…and you choose to email me? Though I know it’s going to end soon, but still, get a life!), according to medical experts. I regret that I have not particularly lived my life so well (I think it’s time you get started now), as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) (no wonder you get cancer), but my trade (what trade? scamming people? no wonder you get cancer always talk talk talk & scam scam scam). Though I am very well to do, I was never open handed (no wonder you get cancer); I was always hostile to people (no wonder you get cancer) and regarded them like they never had hopes of becoming as successful as myself (no wonder you get cancer). Now I know that there is a lot more to life than just prosperity (yea your last wish is to try to scam me….a true fighter till the end…respect).
I believe that when I am given a second chance to come to this world (talk cock la you), I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it (yea..most definitely..now you’ll be sitting in your death bed facing your laptop & sending this email to tons of people since you can’t scam people verbally anymore…wah..clever). Now that death is eminent, I have willed and given most of my belonging to immediate and extended family members, as well as a few close friends ( give what? Your countless of scam drafts and fake documents so that they can continue your legacy ?). I want Allah to be merciful to me and accept my soul. Hence I have decided to support charity work (aaa..and you have to tell your grandmother stories first before you to come to this?); this is what i want to be remembered for (sorry la, too late). So far, I have been able to reach out to a few charity organizations in the Singapore, Algeria and Malaysia (Briton & UK don’t have izzit?). Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore (I knew it! you want someone else to do your bidding!).
I once asked members of my family to aid me in giving of alms to those organizations catering for the less privileged in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the resources to themselves (yea I guess that kind of blood runs in the family). Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contempt with what I have left for them (like you ma…). The last of my belonging which no one knows of, is the huge deposit of Eight Million US dollars ($8,000,000,00) that I have in a safe keeping company abroad (oh…so you choose to tell me…don’t worry bin millionaire, I’ll keep your secret!), which I will want you to secure and bestow to charity organizations (no problem.. just bank your money to teik teik foundation for my life-spending, TQ) . Please endaevour to reply me via email: mrhassankhalidmalik@yahoo.co.uk For your time and devotion, I have set aside 20% of this for you (want to give means give everything la….why only 20%…stingy bastard!).

God be with you.
Mr Hassan Malik Khalid bin Millionaire

Friends, if you think this guy might be for real, then he has succeeded 50%. That’s all it takes. Please go to this link –> bin Millionaire scam for proof. This guy is one of the latest additions into the hall of fame of bastards!