It's All About The Experience
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First Aid for Dummy
Dec 27th
First Aid 101
Mr. Chiew is the funniest lecturer!
Learning how to use a portable defibrillator. Seriously this thing could save your life so every household should have one but it cost RM10k per piece. So expensive?!?!? How to save life like that? CPR!
CPR = cium cium, pump pump and raba raba~~
The most awaited moment…kiss the bride dummy!! Give 2 Cium cium.
A kiss from beauty queen..Lucky dummy isn’t?
Practical test
Pump pump time. It shall be between 16-18 secs of 30 pump pump. Then repeat cium cium and pump pump for 5 cycles.
Recovery position.
Stop bleeding and bandaging 101.
Failed Frankenstein. Never wrap both eyes if possible.
Acting 101 – smile when your arm is broken and the bone is jutting out
Learn how to bandage around the broken arm
Don’t worry, be happy, even if your arm is broken.
Acting 101 – before doing the actual stunt, visualize and play it out first.
Learning to use the neck guard or whatever it was called.
During emergency, pose for the camera when the reporters come.
Make up 101 – stand still
Make up 101 – sit still
Acting 101 – scream when your backside is stabbed!
Acting 101 – scream when your ear is digged with a bloody finger!
Acting 101 – scream frantically when you lost a thumb!
Zombie attack!
Acting 101 – After attacked by zombie, lie down for a while before turning into zombie yourself!
Blood does not only attract sharks and piranhas but also zombies.
Zombie mama #1
Zombie uncle #2
Set ready for the scene
Madman standby!
Director: All “ke po chis” aka busybody bystanders are to create havoc and disruption to the first aiders
like this…
Director: a.n.d…..ACTION! go go go
Scream louder!!
S.c.r.e.a.m your lungs out!!
Post mortem. Director said not good enough. Must do take 2
Director: Take 2, a.n.d….ACTION!
First aid 101 – to shield victim from hot sun and dust, cover the face and body with newspapers
Graduate from acting school
Now we’re all unqualified first aiders. So if you need CPR don’t be hesitated to contact us. We will come and help you to cover your face with newspapers.
Eerily Creepily
Oct 31st
grim lurking around
the creepy lair filled with cobwebs and bats
pocong by the murky water
blood soaked ripper waiting for the next victim
midnight black cat staring in the alley
what do you see in the mirrow?
Mr. Jack! O’ hat!
Happy Halloween Sweat Party
in the name of fun and cheer
in the treacherous lair of CHI





